hold on this is my jam
stretch my body
Only face I make now.
So I stayed overnight in a Hotel with the family and took a picture of everything.
► Name ➔ Joshua
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Okay
► Are you single ➔ Forever Available. Ladies
► Are you happy ➔ Right now yes
► Are you Italian ➔ No. But that would be awesome.
► Are you German ➔ A little
► Are you Asian ➔ Nope it’s soap
► Are you angry? ➔ Usually when I masturbate. Hulk smash.
► Are you Irish ➔ A little. Wish I had the accent.
► Are your parents still married ➔ No huh uh.
► Birth Place ➔ Rock Island, Illinois
► Hair Color ➔ Brown
► Eye Color ➔ Blue. Kind of light but sometimes dark.
► Birthday ➔ September 29th
► Mood ➔ I always feel nice after I sit through an entire film.
► Gender ➔ Minotaur
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Lefty
► Summer or winter ➔ Brace Yourselves…
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE (oh boy this should be good)
► Are you in love ➔ I would ask your definition on love.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Heck yes
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Oh yeah. C’est la vie
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ It depends on but really as a whole no.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I think..so?
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Ooh good question
► Love or lust ➔ Love. Mutually.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Neither.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Why not both?
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Less is better
► Television or internet ➔ Cyberspace
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coca-Cola
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ In. Anyone who says wild night out I’ll dislike with the fire of a thousand suns.
► Day or night ➔ Day
► IM or Phone ➔ IM
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No, I’m pretty open about what I’m doing. I believe in communication.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ I used to ride down the stairs on a blanket. Does that count?
► White water rafted ➔ No
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Eww no
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yap.
► Prank called a store ➔ Not a store, no
► Skipped school ➔ ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Yes I skipped a lot.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Who doesn’t every so often?
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile. A sincere one.
► Light or dark hair ➔ If you’re a woman and have brown or black hair I’ll adore.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Women need to eat more. Fuck what magazines say.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ A little bit of both, but more intelligence than anything. You turn on my brain you turn me on.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship. In it to win it.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor.
► Last Phone Call ➔ With Dad
► Last phone call you received ➔ Older Sister
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Justin
► Last thing you ate ➔ Spaghetti and Meatballs.
► Last thing you drank ➔ I did the Dew
► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr. You mean there’s other websites?
► Last place you were ➔ Uhh..the local cinema.
RELATIONSHIPS (what, again?)
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ No way Jose
► When was your last relationship ➔ About a year and a half ago.
► Do you still love them ➔ I’ll always hold a special place in my heart for that person for the time we spent together and experiences we shared but I moved on a long time ago. I wish her the best and myself as well.
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Most of the time.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ I’m a 24 year old recluse and I’m known for it. You figure it out.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ To get pizza?
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nah
► If so, how long ➔ I SAID GOOD DAY
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Not close friends, no.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ ARE WE TALKING FACEBOOK OR NOT?
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ The ones I speak to on a consistent enough basis are my best friends. They like me for who I am. I couldn’t ask for any better. No best friends in person, loner and all.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Me, myself and Falcor.