Bored? Bold which one applies to you.
You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school. (Technically I transferred, then moved, then got GED)
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You don’t have a best friend. (I destroyed them all in the great friendship war)
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex.
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver.
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You are taller than your dad.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 2 tattoos.
You straighten your hair occasionally.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer/ moose sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are usually punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly/wavy hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10 am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now.
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know some sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
You ended your last relationship.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have let someone use you.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name. (So long as it’s Joshua and not Josh)
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a triplet
You don’t want kids
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl/woman.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.
- Age: 25
- Where I’m from: Illinois
- Where I would like to live: The Caribbean. Or where it rains most of the time
- Favorite food: Pizza. Peperroni Pizza.
- Religion: Jedi
- Favorite book: I read often but I rarely finish a book in it's entirety.
- Eye colour: Blue
- Favorite movie: The Goonies
- Favorite TV show: PREVIOUSLY ON LOST
- Favorite band/singer: The Beatles/Liam Finn
- Random fact about me: I've been asked to model (local stuff nothing big) twice. The thought of it made me uncomfortable so I declined.
- Favorite day of the year: Christmas? I don't really have one.
- Favorite colour(s): Baby Blue
- If I have any pets: None
- What I’m listening to right now: Social Studies (Plastic Plates Remix) by Body Language
- What’s my ringtone: pfft obviously the theme to jurassic park
- Favorite male character from a TV show: James Sawyer Ford
- Favorite female character from a TV show: Uhhhhh probably a tie between Juliet Burke and Leslie Knope off the top of my head.
- Favorite superhero: Bill Clinton playing the saxophone
- Celebrity crush: Natalie Portman
► Name ➔ Joshua
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ heck yes i will
► Are you single ➔ KNOPE
► Are you happy ➔ Generally speaking yes.
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ lil bit
► Are you Asian ➔ Nah son
► Are you angry? ➔ Nope
► Are you Irish ➔ lil bit
► Are your parents still married ➔ No
► Birth Place ➔ Illinios
► Hair Color ➔ Light Brown/Dirty Blonde
► Eye Color ➔ Blue
► Birthday ➔ September 29th, 1988
► Gender ➔ Male
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Lefty
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter is coming
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Job aside, always morning
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ cheyeah. happily.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ That’s a loaded question
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Yes
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ In middle school, yeah
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Whenever I forget to tell the peeps at Taco Bell to hold the sour cream.
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Strawberry Milk
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Catdog
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends. I make friends wherever I go but ‘less is better’ is my mantra.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet. You can watch televison on there.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ pfft Coke
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in
► Day or night ➔ Dae
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone. You can im on there.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ I’ve never really been that kind of person.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yeppers
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Pizza. Why aren’t pizza joints open late I just do not get the logic.
► Prank called a store ➔ Yee
► Skipped school ➔ Oh my god yes
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yip yip
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ In a relationship, intelligence with at least some attraction. Platonically, intelligence in some fashion.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor. I live to laugh. Laughing makes the hard times a little less hard.
► Last Phone Call ➔ My older sister
► Last phone call you received ➔ My older sister
► Last thing you ate ➔ bologna and cheese sammich with some chili cheese flavored fritos. hella addicted to those rn. flavor game mad
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water
► Last place you were ➔ Work
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Mom’s side no. Dad’s side, for the most part yes.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ If by messed up you mean “radical”. Things could always be better, but I’ve got a plenty to be grateful for.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ No.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No.
► If so, how long ➔ / I SAID GOODAY.
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Joshua
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair Style/Color: Short, parted. Light Brown/Dirty Blonde
- Height: 6’1
- Clothing style: Buzz Lightyear. Whatever suits my fancy.
- Best physical feature: Eyes/Eyebrows/Smile
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: The annihilation of pizza. Stuffs.
- Your guilty pleasure: idk if I have anything I’d deem “guilty pleasure”
- Ambitions for the future: Be happy. Laugh a lot. Share life with someone.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: no
- What you think about most: Pizza
- What you think about before bed: The Pam to my Jim
- You think your best quality is: Making others feel good about themselves. I’m precisely the male equivalent of Leslie Knope in that way.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single
- To be loved or respected: Both equally
- Beauty or brains: Brains over beauty, but beauty too.
- Dogs or cats: Catdog
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.
- Lie: Yeah
- Believe in yourself: Most of the time. Other times I beat myself up for not still having my own place/having a career.
- Believe in love: Absolutely I do
- Want someone: GOT someone
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: For a graduation photo. I made a face.
- Done drugs: Ew gross.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Middle/High School.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Baby Blue
- Favorite animal: Dolphins but also Lions but also Sloths
- Favorite movie: The Goonies
- Favorite game: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Monday
- How old will you be: 26 p.s. wuuuut
- Does age matter: That’s a loaded question.