not a fan of bugs tbh


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Fill so your followers can get to know you
State your name: joshua
State the name that your parents almost named you: dimitri
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? pretty much my immediate family
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? almost got caught jacking off yesterday
Do people praise you for your looks? just my smile if anything
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? white/red
Do you work out every week? nah like every so often i go through workout phases but they only usually last a week or two. it’s hard to commit to cardio on a treadmill every day.
Do you like your smile? i do but i wish the bottom row of my teeth weren’t as crooked in the front
Do you like your eyes? yes!
Do you think you are pretty? nah. handsome and/or suave? occasionally
How much money is in your account? NONEYA
Are you single? mhm
Do you want kids? maybe someday idk
What does your backpack look like: closet thing i have to one is a batman messenger bag i got for christmas a few years back
What celebrity do you think is attractive? evangeline lilly
Last movie you saw in theaters: guardians of the galaxy

(Source: yittk, via gottocauterize)


Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose, aint gon fuck wit my taste buds 
Drink whole or skimmed milk? whole but i’m fine with skim when i eat cereal
Die in a fire or drowning? drowning but both sound terrible
Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents. they’re cool.

Are You?

Simple or complicated? simple
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? straight
Tall or short? tall i suppose
Right handed or left handed? LEFTY
A lover of music or a lover of books? more music than books but i’m usually always causally reading something

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? sweets
Grey or black? black
Color photos or black-and-white photos? depends
Sunrise or sunset? sunrise when i don’t have to work later that evening
M&Ms or Skittles? PEANUT m&m’s
Staying up late or waking up early? waking up early
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? autumn. rain is my favorite thing ever, even over pizza so yeah
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends. less is better 
Rainy or sunny? rainy
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla. they should make banana though
Vodka or Jack? pffft pffft DON’T EVEN DRINK

About You

What time is it? 7:23pm
Name? joshua
Nicknames? josh (i really don’t like being called josh like i really love joshua but if people call me josh i’m chill cause i get it. i appreciate anyone who does take the time to say or type out joshua though), joshy, the josher, joshika, joshy washy, i think that’s it
When is your birthday? september 29th
What do you want? to live a happy life and share in it with someone
How many kids do you want? i’m not closed off to the idea of having kids. i just don’t feel like i’ll want any for a long long LONG time
What would you name a girl? gwendolyn
What would you name a boy? nicodemus (pronounced nico-day-mus and yes i specified)
You want to get married? i don’t see why not, nothing big though
What kind of music do you like? nu disco and pretty much everything but modern country and rap. i dig 90’s rap and country oldies

Unique

Nervous habits? i get this strong tingly feeling in my left thumb, probably the biggest habit if you will
Are you double-jointed? no
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? yes
Can you cross your eyes? yes

Random

Which shoe goes on first? left
Ever thrown something at someone? yep
On average, how much money do you carry with you? i have a two dollar bill i always carry in my wallet
What jewelry do you wear? none although i’d like to eventually get a nice wrist watch or bracelet 
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? cut? THE FUCK IS CUT
Have you ever eaten Spam? no
Favorite ice cream? vanilla. can’t remember if french or new york though 
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? i think we have like three or four boxes on top the fridge

Last

Car ride? this morning
Song played?  rac featuring matthew koma - cheap sunglasses (the knocks remix)
Person you saw? my mom
Time you cried? january
Fight? a few days ago

(Source: surveyhaven, via gottocauterize)


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MEET THE BLOGGER

OUTSIDE

Name: Joshua

Height: 6’1”

Hair Color: Light Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Best Feature: Maybe my smile? Or eyebrows idk

INSIDE

Biggest Fear: Going through life alone

Insecure? Heck yes

Alone? As in single? Yes

DO YOU:

Smoke? No

Drink? Tried it once, wasn’t interested so no. 

Do drugs? Gross no 

Wanna run away? Only in the sense of travelling to experience new places and cultures. 

Have a crush? Kind of? I guess :P

Have a boyfriend? I like the ladies.

Have a pet? No

Self harm? No

Believe in ghosts? I WANT to believe, but I’m very skeptical

Have trust issues? Major

FAVORITE:

Food: PIZZA

TV show: Lost, The Office, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation

Book: The Informers

Song: Don’t Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin 

Movie: The Goonies, Jurassic Park, Can’t Hardly Wait, The Fellowship of the Ring

Store: Don’t really have one but I happen to think Target is kind of dope.

OTP: James x Juliet

Sport: Basketball if anything but I’m not really into sports anymore.

PICK ONE:

Delete tumblr or Live without Internet? Delete tumblr. I mentioned back in January that I was thinking of leaving and more and more I feel myself legitimately considering it.

Dominos or Pizza hut? Pizza Hut

Wifi or Pizza? Why not both?

Bands or Solo Artists? Bands if they’re from decades past, solo if they’re newer.

Youtubers or Viners? Viners

Chocolate or Coffee? Chocolate

Die young or Live forever? Um live forever so long as I’m genuinely happy.

Vampire or Werewolves? Vampire

THOUGHTS ABOUT:

Self harm: No way jose

Abortion: I’ve never liked the idea of it but no uterus, no opinion.

You neighbors: Most seem like butts. And not the cool kind.

OVERRATED:

Book: I dunno I read a lot but rarely actually finish anything.

Movie: Hunger Games. The book seemed good though from what little I read.

Website: Twitter. Aside from following celebs that is.

Celebrity: Scarlett Johansson.  I actually enjoy her well enough, but I feel like she acts with her looks more than actual emotion in her roles.

Artist:  Skrillex? I don’t know if this counts but

Song: Nothing comes to mind off the top of my head.

RANDOM:

Last text to: My older sister.

Longest relationship: 13 months.

Worst habit: Over eating.

Marriage plan: Just to be with someone I feel more in harmony with than I don’t.

(Source: oscarsneymar, via jacksnicholson)


Appearance

  • I have/had piercings besides the ears.
  • I want piercings besides the ears.
  • I have a scar. 
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo
  • I want a/more tattoo(s).
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings.

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public. (on the subway i wish i was kidding)
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt. 

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches.
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida. 
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to California.
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Africa
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean.
  • I’ve been to Europe.

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve slapped someone.
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a musical.
  • I’ve auditioned for something.
  • I’ve been on stage.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve pranked someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t. 
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out.
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
  • I have attempted suicide.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s.
  • I collected comic books.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I own something from The Gap.
  • I own something I got on E-Bay.
  • I thrive on compliments.
  • I thrive on hate.

Random

  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
  • I open up to others easily. 
  • I watch the news occasionally or always.
  • I don’t like to kill bugs.
  • I sing in the shower.
  • I’m a morning person. (so long as I don’t have a shift in the evening)
  • I’m a sports fanatic.
  • I twirl my hair.
  • I love to spam friends.
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
  • I would wear pajamas to school
  • I like Martha Stewart.
  • I laugh at my own jokes.
  • I eat fast food weekly.
  • I’m really ticklish.
  • I like white chocolate.
  • I bite/used to bite my nails.
  • I’m good at remembering names.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People

  • ..have said I’m fat.
  • ..have said I’m skinny.
  • ..have said I’m ugly.
  • ..have said I’m pretty.
  • ..have spread rumors about me.
  • ..force me to eat.
  • ..say I eat too much.
  • ..say I eat too little.

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight.
  • I’ve gained weight.
  • I’m at my thinnest.
  • I’m at my biggest.
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back. 
  • My weight affects my mood.
  • I diet.
  • I am/was a vegan/vegetarian.
  • I exercise.
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
  • I’ve been diagnosed with an eating disorder.

Family

  • I’ve planned to run away from home before. 
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want kids in the future.
  • I’ve had kids.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’m single.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I have/had a friend with benefits.
  • I miss someone right now
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back. 
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • Someone’s told me they loved me when I didn’t love them back.
  • I’m a cuddler.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

  • I regularly drink.
  • I can’t swallow pills.
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty. 
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal. 
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before.
  • I’ve plotted revenge.

(Source: brennagreer, via cafeconcanela)


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