A lot of people say that it’s a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer “fuck”.
Billy Connolly (via standupportal)

(via jedikirby)

# Quotes   


i want everyone to be aware of the fact that fred and daphne are married because this is a very important thing

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

# this is actually really cool though    # i've always liked freddie    # he seems like such a chill dude    # Freddie Prince Jr    # Sarah Michelle Gellar   

# The Office   

# i miss eating ass a lot    # nsfw   

(Source: pixel-life-daily, via elunanuv)

# Humor    # still need to play the new tomb raider    # i've heard really good things    # and i have it downloaded on my 360    # but it's wayyyyy back on my backlog   

# Guardians of the Galaxy    # marvelous   

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon

She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts.

(via skywalkerss)

# Star Wars    # fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy   
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