baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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# Tumblr Posts   

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# psh sound a lil deeper and it's me nuttin    # Videos    # Humor   

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# so much illinois in one picture    # Humor    # Animals   

I can only do it if I have a partner.

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# Silver Linings Playbook   

ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

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aaornpaul:

no chill 

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# omg this sounds like something dril on twitter would say    # Humor    # Bryan Cranston   

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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# i always consider buying a premium sub but then i'm like i could totally just use that money to buy the songs i have on my tracks to buy pla    # i always consider buying a premium sub but then i'm like    # i should just use that money to buy the songs i actually want    # Tumblr Posts   
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